goodbye friends I am gone
HOW DO LEGS
WTF IS THAT IN THE BOTTOM CORNER??? DOES IT HAVE A HEAD?? OR A SECOND LEG?
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CHRISTOPHER HART YOU ARE TACKY AND I HATE YOU
So I was browsing through Christopher Hart’s new website I was introduced to via his tag, looking at his laughably bad tutorials, when I saw an interesting thing on the side.
Naturally, I clicked the button because who doesn’t click buttons and links that take you to new places? (Rest of the post is under the cut)
This is the second time I have given my boyfriend a bloody nose.
I didn’t even DO anything! We were just making out and he just stARTED BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE.
I don’t even think he realizes what he just said
Everyone else in the room is hella straight faced.
HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT???
I just heard “Racism is good, it keeps things interesting.” come out if the mouth of some dumb shit sitting near me in the school cafeteria (In reference to EVE online).
I… Excuse me? Yeah shut the fuck up, dipshit.
He said he was drawing something for me.
He said it was mushy.
what is it
I want to know
CAN YOU SHOW ME
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THESE STRANGERS LIKE ME—
I WAS TRYING TO FIND AN IMAGE OF DERPY LOOKING DUCKS
AND I FOUND THIS INSTEAD
WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE
I AM SCREAMING
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNET
And often the sequel game, Where The Fuck 2: What on Earth Happened To My Pants
Where The Fuck 3: Why Can’t I Find a Second Sock
I WILL DRAG HIM INTO THIS SO HARD.I AM SO DONE WITH YOU.I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.WELL YER A FINNBAG. AND A SHOWERBAG.
And I was running my fingers through my hair and at some point her hair sort of joined in so I like finger combed some of her hair into my own before I noticed and then had a moment of “WHERE DOES YOUR HEAD…
DON’T YOU DARE GERMAN AT ME AT 5AM, YOU DEUTCHBAG.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
entä lopetan koko naamasi, eheheheh
HOW ABOUT YOU FINISH ALL OVER JÄGARE’S FACE?
maybe later, once i get him alone
I WILL DRAG HIM INTO THIS SO HARD THAT HE WILL HAVE SKINNED KNEES AND MESSY HAIR.
YE GODS BE GENTLE WITH HIS HAIR, AND HIS KNEES. I HAVE USES FOR THEM.
YOU JUST WANT TO BE ROUGH WITH THEM YOURSELF. ROUGH-HOG.
BUT It’S FUN IN HERE. THERE’S SO MUCH STUFF.
And I was running my fingers through my hair and at some point her hair sort of joined in so I like finger combed some of her hair into my own before I noticed and then had a moment of “WHERE DOES YOUR HEAD END AND MINE BEGIN?”
Our hair is one entity, apparently.
get out of my head
One of our room mates just walked into the bathroom with a gun, and when questioned, said, “IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE.”