thatweirdhorsegirlspersonal: sir-laughsalot: sir-laughsalot: I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls… I WASN’T KIDDING officially less attractive than a cat
pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.– John Green (via autumnandthefoxhat)
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
chiefteeth: why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
baconllamatimelord: It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
We fell in love through windowpanes. I went from penniless to flush with money....– Peter Swanson, “The Manxman” (via pigmenting)