May 2013
thatweirdhorsegirlspersonal:
sir-laughsalot:
sir-laughsalot:
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
officially less attractive than a cat
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
“The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.”
– John Green (via autumnandthefoxhat)
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
chiefteeth:
why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
baconllamatimelord:
It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
solluxx:
paranoidpot8to:
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
“We fell in love through windowpanes.
I went from penniless to flush with money....”
– Peter Swanson, “The Manxman” (via pigmenting)
