DOES THE WALKER CHOOSE THE PATH,
OR THE PATH THE WALKER?
jk-mno:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

as a scientist I can confirm this is 100% true

jk-mno:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

as a scientist I can confirm this is 100% true


idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.


charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe


siderealscion:

hey followers Dracula is a hella rad book, if you’ve never picked it up, maybe do that. tis the season and all that. it’s weird and full of these NERDS who have NO business fighting vampires who end up all loving each other and overcoming darkness and all that good stuff!

plus it has mina harker in it, so

what other reason do you need


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…


sarapocock:

OCTOBER IS HERE.

sarapocock:

OCTOBER IS HERE.


thejohnsu:

The Law of Equivalent Exchange


unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 


poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist


lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps


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