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Sat Apr 19th 12:24pm / via: cpbebop / source: taggedbooty / 50,221 notes

taggedbooty:

"were having pizza for dinner"

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"can you call and order it?"

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idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

Sat Apr 19th 12:23pm / via: findthefish14 / source: rubee / 289,075 notes

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Sat Apr 19th 12:20pm / via: findthefish14 / source: jabberwockysuperfly / 17,519 notes

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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Sat Apr 19th 12:17pm / via: findthefish14 / source: fuglypudding / 542,971 notes

shenanigansofahooligan:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

CRYING

Sat Apr 19th 12:16pm / via: cutiexchair / source: tastefullyoffensive / 174,140 notes

derseolation:

i hope that one day when the human race is extinct aliens show up on earth and this is the only remainder of our existence they find

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

telescopics:

malforms:

nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud

unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock

that’s pretty gay

Sat Apr 19th 12:15pm / via: gae-buidhe / source: safety-in-recovery / 783 notes

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS NEEDS TO READ THIS

safety-in-recovery:

http://tswatch.tumblr.com is tumblr suicide watch. They are not affiliated with Tumblr, nor do they work for Tumblr, nor are they healthcare professionals. They are a group of volunteers in the Tumblr community who try talking people out of suicide. 

If you know of anyone on tumblr considering suicide, attempting, or having suicide intentions of any sort, MESSAGE THIS BLOG AND THEY WILL HELP.

Sat Apr 19th 12:15pm / via: cutiexchair / source: meladoodle / 167,763 notes

meladoodle:

*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*

(Source: meladoodle)

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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Sat Apr 19th 12:39am / via: cutiexchair / source: junkculture / 46,152 notes

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

Sat Apr 19th 12:39am / via: cutiexchair / source: maritzac / 162,940 notes
thecastielz:

maritzac:

what boxes

i fucking love it when they do that

thecastielz:

maritzac:

what boxes

i fucking love it when they do that

Sat Apr 19th 12:39am / via: cutiexchair / source: poyzn / 355,684 notes

susemoji:

new hat

(Source: poyzn)

Whenever someone says ‘Bad Bitch’, I imagine a mix between Tank Girl and Beyonce

tagged: #text poot